is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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