help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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