do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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