Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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