My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's blow job season.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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