She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought