I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night