i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.