im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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