Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There r osticjed everywhere
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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