Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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