Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize