do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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