Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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