On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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