Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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