Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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