We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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