Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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