I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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