Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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