what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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