my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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