we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I love having hate sex.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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