BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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