Do you still have your period?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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