Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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