his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I wish there were birth control emojis
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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