my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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