idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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