no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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