Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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