just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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