i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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