I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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