Can Purell be used as lube?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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