The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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