let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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