I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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