I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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