Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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