So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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