I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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