Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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