So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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