No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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