I hope mine doesn't look like that
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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