How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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