great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
And then the night went full on bisexual.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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