Duck Duck Cougar?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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