I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm always down for nudity.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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