that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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