Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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