Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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