Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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