Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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