i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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