Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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